Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Started by a guy named Colenel Sanders.
The chicken contains 11 secret spices.
It also comes in Original Recipe and Crunchy.
I prefer Crunchy.
So there. SOME PEOPLE 8!7<# ABOUT KFC HAVING DRUGS, BEING WASHED IN POISON, FRYING CHILDREN TO USE, OR USING GENETICALLY ALTERED CHICKENS. THEY DO NOT USE GENETICALLY MODIFIED CHICKENS! IF THERE ARE CHICKEN BONES, WHY CAN IT BE MODIFIED???
Tom: Sure. I haven't had great chicken in ages.
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!
The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.