2) ::humming "Tik-Tok":: *ARGH!* DAMN YOU KE$HA!
3) ::cell phone ringtone "Blah-blah-blah!". High maintenance young woman with orange "tan" answers phone:: "Delta, delta, delta house. How can I help ya, help ya, help ya!
::voice on phone:: "Is the luau party to benefit The Center for Children Who Don't Read Too Good tonight?"
::orange tan female:: "Mos' def! Dress code is Ke$ha!"
4) Change the station! They're playing Ke$ha.
5) GTFO! The dj just put on Ke$ha! Save yourself!
6) Ke$ha is one of the top played and downloaded artists of the year?! God help us all.
2. Vomit incarnate
3. The avatar of the celestial spirit of vomit
2. "Wake up in the morning... with glltter on my face like I'm motherfuckin 2 years old" From Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Her songs are extremly annoying, but catchy. Ke$ha's voice is most likely auto-tuned.
Person two: Hah...whatever floats your boat.
Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible.
Ke$ha fan: Fuck you! She is really talented!
Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing! Go listen to some real music!