The Most Elite Human On The Planet.
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.