Often considered "the best thing since sliced bread", a "Jvonn" is a rare fellow. Once, Chuck Norris and an anonymous person had a contest to see who could dig the most holes in one day. The result of this digging competition is now known as the Grand Canyon. That anonymous person was said to look like a mixture of Jesus and that guy from Twilight. They soon called this anonymous person, Jvonn.
Guy 1 "Whoa, did you see that? Some guy just shot down a German plane by yelling out "Bang!"
Guy2 "Thats no guy, thats Jvonn"