n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun
"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"
by Nizzoid November 15, 2003
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