The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.
Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.
by The Adorkable One October 02, 2013
Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
by Not justin bieber August 05, 2011
The first sign of the end.

He is the reason music is dying out and has led us one step closer to the pain and suffering of Cthulhu.
Justin Bieber Fan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He's sooooooooo sexy and he's so inspirational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actual, Thinking Human: ......shut. the. FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK up. without a please, your ignorant mind doesn't deserve a "please".
by Mr.Sir the Second February 04, 2011
A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)

8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need

them?
by The Cockney Reaper January 15, 2011
Probably the biggest douchebag in the world. The little bitch shows up to concerts 2 hours late, leaves 2 hours early, overprices his tickets, and hires prostitutes (because he can't get it anywhere else). He said that he wishes Anne Frank was a belieber, proving how self-centered he is. He went to Disney land and demanded that an entire restaurant be cleared so he can eat there, costing Disney land thousands of dollars. He is BANNED from Disney land.

And with all this, girls still insist on listening to this douchebag.
Belieber: OMG DID YU LIEK HEER TEH NEW JUSTIN BIEBER SONGG LIEK OMG
Me: Uhh... No. I'd rather not. *Listens to anything else that isn't Justin Bieber*
by PawPrint November 26, 2013
A 12 year old boy that has yet to hit puberty. Girls go crazy for him. They are dropping ovaries faster than his own balls are dropping.
"Seeing Justin Bieber perform causes my ovaries to drop."
" Too bad he hasn't hit puberty yet."
by milkster23 October 08, 2013
Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.
(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.

(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).
by diamondmanizzle3 August 03, 2013

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