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29.
1.the meaning of all universal gayness.
2.the reason of all brest cancer
3.the cause of your parents divorce
4.the reason people commit suicide
Usher:justin bieber is makin me lose all my ladies
random guy:why?
Usher:because he's SO JUSTIN BIEBER!
by XPXL April 19, 2011
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30.
A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
by EmoPuppeh May 05, 2011
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31.
1. The reason why you should never trust that a hooker will take birth control after you blow your load in her.

2. The new poster child for the abortion ad.

3. Justin Bieber is an actual disease.
1. I just blew my load in a hooker and justin bieber was born 9 months later. I shoulda never trusted that wench ass whore.

2. You should never keep a pregnancy or your child might be born with that justin bieber syndrome. It's a terrible disease where you son could turn into a homo and cause disgrace to your family name. That's when u dis-own your child.

3. I hope that the hospital can cure this justin bieber disease with a vacination soon....i dont want my child to turn into a gayboy
by clownboy4utoday February 05, 2011
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32.
A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.
"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."
by jugglablepotato23 December 03, 2013
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33.
A gay (fe)male pop singer who, though 17, has not hit puberty yet. Loved for his looks, until he cut his hair. Has a problem with repeating himself and saying "Never" many times, though he claims he will "never say never."
Justin Bieber: I will never say never....
Me: You just did. Twice.
by Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq March 14, 2011
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34.
A squirrel in a blender.
There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.
by CyanogenMod10Rocks November 30, 2013
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35.
A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL
Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.
by Extreme_Z7 February 26, 2012
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