Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad May 27, 2011
Possibly the worst singer that has ever lived on the face of the Earth ever.
Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!

Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
by Matt Spouse February 02, 2011
A cock sucking fagot who thinks he can sing, but he can't at all. All of his songs go "ooh baby, ooh baby" and the only reason he is probably saying that is cause he is getting ass fucked. He is one of the worst things ever to happen to music along with The Naked Brothers Band, Hannah Montana (whore), Big Time Rush (more like big flaming fagots) and almost everything else from Disney or Nickelodeon.
Dumbass Girl: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?

Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot?

Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever!

Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch.
by Ricky and Cleatus December 30, 2010
A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.
by Steven Trollinski August 15, 2012
his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world

Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding

Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
by NorthParkLOL November 07, 2011
The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
by Firelovesugar April 09, 2011
the worst singer ever. his music sounds completely ridiculous, got into it with tom brady stating that he stole it from him, but in reality, a 35 year old quarterback has more rights to the haircut then him. he has a high pitch voice, he thinks he can dance but really just dances like a faggot. no originality in his songs due to just being about selena gomez. in fact why did i say he? justins gender is unknown. they claim justin is a he but i don't believe it. hes a pop singer that really isn't good along with lady gaga, kesha, katy perry, etc. i don't like pop music because of him and these contributors. and i could go on and on but this has to end.
12 year old fan: OmG It'S JuStIn BiEbEr!!

Any sane person: is that a cat dying?!
by SwiftyBSpydar July 02, 2011

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