The reason why I don't listen to mainstream music anymore. Every time I turn on the damn radio, some autotuned Justin Bieber shit comes on and gives me ear cancer.

Justin Bieber symbolizes everything that is wrong with the modern music industry. He possesses no extraordinary music talent and is grossly overrated. Not having much difference with the shitty mainstream act he replaced, The Jonas Brothers (see 'talentless hacks'), many people predict that Justin Bieber's music career is on the verge of destruction and that the only reason he got so famous was because he had a marketable face, in other words, crazed teenage girls would swoon over him and buy his CD's, regardless of the fact that his music sucks.

Of course, if you believe that his music sucks, a horde of Justin's rabid fans (otherwise known as 'Beliebers') will come and troll you with comments like "GET A LIFE!!!" or "U DNOT KNO REAL MUSIKK!!!1!".

In entertainment media, Justin Bieber is the country's sweetheart, and not just in one country. Entertainment media in countries such as Canada, America and Australia freaking worship this autotuned hack and his crappy music and treat him like a god. However, on the internet, Justin Bieber is the equivalent of Satan.
Belieber: "OMGG!!!ONE1!! I LUvv JUuSTIN BIIEBBER!!"
Person: "..."
Belieber: "OMGG DO u LUV hiIm?"
Person: "No. His music sucks. I hate Justin Bieber."
Belieber: "DIEIEIIEIEIEIE!!!!!!"
by whattheheckisapseudonym. November 20, 2010
The reason why Tupac and Biggie died, so that they wouldnt have to listen to her noise. The reason why Osama bin Laden is hiding in the caves. The reason why they had to make auto-tune. The inventor of noise.
Player 1- whats that noise your listening to? it sounds like a little girl crying for candy
Player 2- no its justin bieber crying for candy my sisters are listening to her
by poonnoob February 12, 2011
Justin Bieber is, without question the worst singer of all time! I refuse to call chanting 'baby, baby, baby oooh' into a microphone singing. Justin Bieber is by far the worst excuse for a singer i have ever heard, furthermore the fact that 90% of teenage girls adore him, because of his so called 'looks' is quite frankly sickening.
If Justin bieber were to die tomorrow, the world would be a better place!
Justin Bieber is SHIT at singing!!!!!
by Katy Marlow xxxx April 07, 2011
The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
by spideyrescue July 04, 2012
Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.

Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"

Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.

If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.

Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.

Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
by Miami BITCH January 13, 2012
Justin Bieber is a young teenage boy who's believed to have not yet reached puberty. Many people think he's homosexual. His fans defend him by typing in upper case letters, many being completely illiterate. He's the next biggest thing with kids aged between 8-15 years - their love for Miley Cyrus and The Jo Bro's seeming to have completely fizzled out. Within a year or so he'll be just another washed up star, or let's certainly hope so!
Normal person: *Hears Justin Bieber on the radio*
Oh god he's everywhere, where does it end?!

by Kayels92 April 11, 2011
1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.

2) New nickname for losers.

3) The act of sucking.

Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.

2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.

3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
by ThatJerkOverThere January 02, 2012

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