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An aural-borne disease that affects many young females; usually between the ages 3 and 15. The virus targets the brain, releasing a high level of chemicals, causing large influxes of euphoria, anxiety, and depression. It later spreads to the nervous system, resulting in high-pitched singing or screaming, seizures, idolization feminine male celebrities, and surprise urination.
"Something's.... up with your daughter, isn't there?"

"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."

"Shit, sorry dude."
by H8r-x October 10, 2013
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One of the most taboo words on the planet.
Lucy: Like, OMG! Justin Bieber is like-SOOO hot!!!
Micah: Oooooooooohhhh! You just said the JB-word!
by Dohayecarumbadoh April 18, 2011
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(it) a so called "talented" young "boy" that all the mental teenagers fall in love with

1. he's so hot he turns most teenage girls (not me) lesbian
2. he's 15 and sings about love (yeah right like you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend{not sure on gender})
3. since he's so "talented" why does he never play on the radio ( i swear to Satan i've never heard him on the radio)
4. puts fake parties into the minds of young teenagers (where are all the DRUGS and ALCOHOL!)
5. rights shitty, shallow lyrics (baby, baby ohh {wow that's the most deepest song i've ever heard (notice the sarcasm)})
6. turns people blind by it's ugliness
7. makes people go deaf by it's terrible singing voice
8. has NO right to dress like a rocker (go back to shopping at hollister sand abrecrombie and fitch you little bitch {hey that rhymes})
9. (besides the lyrics) the beat to it's music is TERRIBLE (there's hardly any fuckin guitar)
10. makes Canadian music even worse (y'know Avril lavigne and Justin Bieber combined is like a living hell
stupid fan girl: shriek omg it's justin bieber
smart person: (looks around viciously for him while holding a cast iron pan to use as a weapon
by noonlelovesyou March 10, 2011
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A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!
Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"

Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
by Ellisniss MGP January 16, 2010
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Canada's punishment to America for Miley Cyrus.
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. We are producing Justin Bieber as a punishment. However, not even he can compare to the shit that is the Jonas Brothers, so we will soon produce an even more annoying pop singer who will make girls scream and wet themselves, and he will have an even higher voice.
Sincerely,
Canada
by I sooo don't care December 25, 2010
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The male equiv for a c*nt.
Did y'all see what that guy just did? That was low.. What a JustinBieber...
by It just me September 05, 2014
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A disgrace to Canada and to the rest of the entire human race. Justin Bieber is a 15 year-old male who, almost everyone thinks, has a "talent" for singing, but IRL he looks and sounds like an 8 year old girl.

Found by Usher on YouTube, Bieber has become a worldwide sensation. But for the SMART ones out there, we all know that he's actually a homosexual, talentless douchebag who can't can't do shit. Fangirls actually love him for his "looks" (although he looks like a girl, which means they are all gay).

Many musicians have over 9000 more talent than this piece of trash, but he still gets number one in any situation. This is probably because the dumbass fans who adore him so much don't know one shit about real music, and really need to wake up and get a life.

His most popular songs, One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, Baby etc. sound repetitive and have weak lyrics. It seems that he can only write about girls and love, which is really really dumb. He probably thinks song writing is easy, since he can only sing "Baby, baby, baby" "One Time" "One less lonely girl" over and over until the song ends. This, in return, attract many brainwashed teens into thinking he is so good at music. On the other hand, people die a little inside from what they just heard on the radio, and throw the thing across the room regretting themselves for hearing such crap.
Girl 2: OMG LIKE, JUSTIN BIEBER, LIKE IS LIKE, SOOO HOT AND, LIKE, I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALIA INSIDE ME AND, LIKE, HIS VIDEO ONE TIME IS, LIKE, SO, LIKE FUCKING SEXY, LIKE YEA!!!!

Girl 2: OMG I KNOW! LIKE, HIS NEW VIDEO ONE LESS LONELY GIRL, LIKE, LIKE, IS LIKE, SO HOT, AND JUSTIN IS LIKE, SUPER SEXY THERE! I FEEL SO FUCKING JELUZ LIKE, AT THAT GIRL! JUSTIN IS MINE BITCH!!!11!!!!eleven!!!111!!

Me: Isn't Justin Bieber female?
Friend: Yea. Are you girls gay or something?
by JustinBieberIsGayAndUgly April 16, 2010
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