...almighty destroyer of talent and music
...straight up queer
...canada's biggest fuck up
...disney kid magnet
...for stupid little disney girls that are stupid as dog shit and faggish little boys
...thinks hes hot shit because of usher
...deserves to have his little manhood taken from him(if they can find it foe how far in it has probaly retracted into his body)
...hes like a 10 year old girl that just sucked all the helium out of a helium tank
...if he was my kid id kill myself, or work hard on time travel go back and abort him
Sane person 1: hey have you heard of justin beiber

sane person 2: hes this one girl singer my little sis likes

sane person 1: sadly hes a guy

sane guy 2: well what he is ten right?

sane guy 1: no 16

sane guy 2: thats fucked up
by Enjoi Life August 04, 2010
The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.
by yougivemewings August 25, 2010
Some gay fag, who up until a few weeks ago, I figured was around eight years old. Also known as Justine Beaver, due to his feminine appearance and voice, and Canadian heritage.
Justin Beiber Fangirl ; "HO MAAH GAWDZ! JUSTIN BEIBZ ISH MAH FUTURE HUZBAND!"

Girl ; "No, he isn't. He's way out of your league."

Anti-Beiber ; "Chick, go get a friggen life. Justine Beaver is the gayest little girl of them all. We should drown him. Or feed him to a moose."
by NinjaChick___ August 05, 2010
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy wants to break up with his girlfriend.

guy:I like Justin Beiber music

girlfriend: Goodbye!
by yappoyellowdeertea! May 13, 2010
A talentless 7 year old girl who swallowed a helium baloon before she goes to sing. Tries to be ganster, but is an epic fail of epic fails. A disgrace to Canada. Most likely to come out of the closet in about two or three years after years and years of hiding. Has a LOT of fan who don't know what real music is.
Justin Beiber is a talentless little girl.
by EmoNinja(: August 20, 2010
Is the Aaron Carter equivalent but a few feet smaller and can be easily mistaken for a girl. Essentially is the same wannabe almost Disney Star like crap yet he dosen't have Hilary Duff nor puberty.
Girl 1- Hey look! its Aaron Carter!
Girl 2- (looks closely at small person) Um... I dont think that's Aaron...
Girl 1- Why say that? it looks just like him!
Girl 2- Hear the girly voice? notice that he is not even 5ft tall?
Girl 1- oh yeah... its just Justin Beiber, what a rip off!
by PGZC August 17, 2010
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