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A bearded red-neck, usually resembling a lumberjack. Often works with boats and buys cheap jewelry. Typically bad drivers and have strange obsessions with bulldogs. Sometimes have tendencies to turn into pedophiles.
Radio: This JUST-IN: Justin was just seen molesting a small child.

Girl: Oh my gosh, did you see that guy Justin?
Girl 2: I totally did! I heard he broke some girl's leg with his car!
Girl 3: He looked like a bearded baboon
by Princess Baha November 20, 2011

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To be clueless, obtuse and just not get the point.
Girl 1: I have told him every way I can think of that I'm not interested. Explained it for over an hour!
Girl 2: He is such a Justin.
by got-gregged January 09, 2011

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Douchebag/mcfaggle/idiot end of story.
We all know a justin thats a mcfaggle!
by Ihateyouendofstory January 02, 2011

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A complete and udder retard a stupid stinky retard

If you get called a Justin it is an automatic hit in the balls
You're a justin!
You just justin'd that up
by Numerounodouche April 02, 2014

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The name of a sorry-ass little brat that steals girls from guys with better personalities.
"Honey, I'm pregnant. Meet the father. His name is Justin. We met the other day, but we're already engaged!"
by Andrew the Introvert September 17, 2012

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the best straight gay best you'll ever have :)
justins so gay but really sweet
by penguin-.-hi November 23, 2011

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Somebody who is nice as shit in track. They blow by scrubs in the hurdles with no problem but somehow the scrubs come back asking for more. He/she will even leave their track spikes at the meet afterwards, discretely boasting that Nike will just send him a fresh new pair tomorrow.
Mark and Eric got smoked in track by a justin
by w3!n3rZ March 24, 2011

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