An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.
Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!
the poster child of the word "white black man"
Justin Timberlake thinks he's sooo black.
a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar
He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.
Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?
probally the most concieted mother fucker in the "pop" industry, his music sucks ass and if you have figured it out yet he's gay.
Justin Timberlake gives BJ's behind wa wa
A shiny, trashy white boy with a voice that is surprisingly close to a squawking female canary, no moves, and cheesy songs.
Two guys at a kareoke (I have no idea how the hell to spell it) festival:
Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake.
Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous!
a very very very big stupid faggot that every1 hates so much
i hate that stupid justin timberlake fag
A weasel in human form attempting to take over the world with his mind numbingly crap songs
(MUA HA HA HA!!!!!)
Justin "senorita I am crazy for youuuuuu-oooooo-uuuuuuu"
Me "shut it weasel boy"