Go listen to a rock song by AC/DC or another rock band of your choice, (if you know no other bands, you have no musical life outside of pop). Makes pop look like garbage doesn't it?
Girl: Justin Timberlake is an adorable, handsome, and talented singer and dancer. For all the people who say he's gay are really queers themselves.
Guy 2: Chill the fuck out he makes stupid songs, and isn't really handsome, but he's not a fag or a bad person in general.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.