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Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
by Not justin bieber August 05, 2011
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1. The reason why you should never trust that a hooker will take birth control after you blow your load in her.

2. The new poster child for the abortion ad.

3. Justin Bieber is an actual disease.
1. I just blew my load in a hooker and justin bieber was born 9 months later. I shoulda never trusted that wench ass whore.

2. You should never keep a pregnancy or your child might be born with that justin bieber syndrome. It's a terrible disease where you son could turn into a homo and cause disgrace to your family name. That's when u dis-own your child.

3. I hope that the hospital can cure this justin bieber disease with a vacination soon....i dont want my child to turn into a gayboy
by clownboy4utoday February 05, 2011
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An 11 Year Old, 3 Foot Tall Girl That Posted Videos On Youtube of him singing from a contest (that he didn't win) and was found by Justin Timberlake because Timberlake thought that Justin Bieber would make a good boyfriend for Usher, but to hide their gay-ness, Bieber was instructed to sing songs about love and the one perfect girl (how original).
Girl Listening to Justin Bieber in Her Room- Baby, baby, baby ooohhhhhh...OMG He is such a hottie!!!

Mom Walks Into Girl's Room- Wow Suzie That Little Girl Has An Adorable Voice!!!!
by Gk28 March 19, 2010
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A long hard shit that never goes away. Usually happens about every 30 minutes.
Friend: Dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Me: I had to take a Justin Bieber.
by Majorleech April 12, 2011
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A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
by EmoPuppeh May 05, 2011
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A kid who thinks he has talent except all he has is supposed "looks" and doesn't know what the freak a belt is!
He enjoys DUI and likes to hang with black rapper wannabees.
Lil Za and many other dummies are part of his crew who think adding the word Lil makes them swope.
He also likes hooking up with random girls, tweeting sultry instagram photos and putting his teenage fans called "Bieliebers" in a frenzy even though it's just some staged BS. Canadians don't enjoy his presense and are actually very embarrassed.

Justin Bieber: A pain in the average human's ass.
Bob: "You hear about--"
Eric: "Justin Bieber? I don't want to know. What did he do this time? Eat sand out of Lil Za's butt?"
by LilZa&JB4EVA January 27, 2014
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A more acceptable term for someone who is a talentless cunt.
Geezer 1: God look at that talentless cunt on MTV.

Geezer 2: Shit, have we got another Justin Bieber on our hands?

Geezer 1 : No, MTV doesn't play music videos anymore you idiot, I'm talking about this guy on The Hills.
by Jesushimself1111 January 17, 2011
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