The first sign of the end.

He is the reason music is dying out and has led us one step closer to the pain and suffering of Cthulhu.
Justin Bieber Fan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He's sooooooooo sexy and he's so inspirational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actual, Thinking Human: ......shut. the. FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK up. without a please, your ignorant mind doesn't deserve a "please".
by Mr.Sir the Second February 04, 2011
Probably the biggest douchebag in the world. The little bitch shows up to concerts 2 hours late, leaves 2 hours early, overprices his tickets, and hires prostitutes (because he can't get it anywhere else). He said that he wishes Anne Frank was a belieber, proving how self-centered he is. He went to Disney land and demanded that an entire restaurant be cleared so he can eat there, costing Disney land thousands of dollars. He is BANNED from Disney land.

And with all this, girls still insist on listening to this douchebag.
Belieber: OMG DID YU LIEK HEER TEH NEW JUSTIN BIEBER SONGG LIEK OMG
Me: Uhh... No. I'd rather not. *Listens to anything else that isn't Justin Bieber*
by PawPrint November 26, 2013
A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)

8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need

them?
by The Cockney Reaper January 15, 2011
Ninny-livered gorbellied newt (and that's insulting newts)
Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!

Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?

Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!

Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
by Idiots in Motion May 16, 2013
The "in" thing as of 2011, and shoved down societies throat. He's a pop singer from Canada who's drooled over by 11 year old girls. Pretty much all guys hate him, unless they are homosexual. Stores are FULL of crap with his face plastered over it. From magazines, to large cardboard cutouts, and even pillows. You name the product, and it'll have this dorks face on it.
It's not bad enough that Justin Biebers in every magazine, but his ugly mug is on bed sheets, pillows, table cloths, towels, etc. I know, how about putting his face on some toilet roll, that way I could wipe my ass with that little pissant.
by Metalhead83 September 01, 2011
A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.

His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!

Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 25, 2014
A unknown yet specimen of humanity at it's worst, it really is the lowest of the low, a ''Justin Bieber'' or ''Annoying Cunt'' as he/she is mostly known, is one who has the ability to give people ear cancer with the use of his/her's most annoying voice producing a vile schreeching high pitch noise if you will. They have so-called ''fans'', who know mostly nothing about a ''Justin Bieber'' other than his looks and voice, they say he is the greatest idol in the world, but actually he is a arrogant, ignorant, overrated, overpriced, ''still in the closet'', pile of feck who's fans are the utmost worse fan base to ever walk/slither the earth. Managers fight over him to get money, not because they think he's actually a good singer, but because little girls in 17 year old girls bodies think he is good, but he is most certainly not, pretty much every thing about a ''Justin Bieber'' is pretty much indescribably annoying, oh and he also thinks Rape happenes for a reason.
''Oh I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE'S THE BEST IDOL IN THE WORLD!!!'' No, he's a spoilt ungrateful little lying cunt who believes in nothing, but some bullshit that isn't even been properly said.
by Mattamonia June 21, 2013

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