1.the meaning of all universal gayness.
2.the reason of all brest cancer
3.the cause of your parents divorce
4.the reason people commit suicide
Usher:justin bieber is makin me lose all my ladies
random guy:why?
Usher:because he's SO JUSTIN BIEBER!
by XPXL April 19, 2011
A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
by EmoPuppeh May 05, 2011
A gay (fe)male pop singer who, though 17, has not hit puberty yet. Loved for his looks, until he cut his hair. Has a problem with repeating himself and saying "Never" many times, though he claims he will "never say never."
Justin Bieber: I will never say never....
Me: You just did. Twice.
by Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq March 14, 2011
A "boy" who is a "popular" pop singer amongst children. No one really knows if he was born with XXY chromosomes, but it is a wide-spread theory amongst people.

His music & singing is very sythesized.

We all are wondering if when/if he'll hit his puberty stages..
Girl 1- "Justin Bieber has a feminine voice."
Girl 2- "Yeahh.. Think he'll hit puberty soon?"
Girl 1- "Hmm.. That's a hard one."
by IntelligentIceCream February 23, 2011
1. The reason why you should never trust that a hooker will take birth control after you blow your load in her.

2. The new poster child for the abortion ad.

3. Justin Bieber is an actual disease.
1. I just blew my load in a hooker and justin bieber was born 9 months later. I shoulda never trusted that wench ass whore.

2. You should never keep a pregnancy or your child might be born with that justin bieber syndrome. It's a terrible disease where you son could turn into a homo and cause disgrace to your family name. That's when u dis-own your child.

3. I hope that the hospital can cure this justin bieber disease with a vacination soon....i dont want my child to turn into a gayboy
by clownboy4utoday February 05, 2011
The first sign of the end.

He is the reason music is dying out and has led us one step closer to the pain and suffering of Cthulhu.
Justin Bieber Fan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He's sooooooooo sexy and he's so inspirational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actual, Thinking Human: ......shut. the. FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK up. without a please, your ignorant mind doesn't deserve a "please".
by Mr.Sir the Second February 04, 2011
A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)

8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need

them?
by The Cockney Reaper January 15, 2011
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