2. The fantasy love interest of many girls between the age of 8-14 who claim his songs are amazing but only love him because of his haircut.
3. An asshole who thinks he is a hardass because he knows Usher.
4. The "boy" whos picture became a pornographic image for girls to finger themselves to.
5. "His" "balls" haven't dropped yet, pointing to a high pitched voice and short height.
6. Worldwide disgrace to music with Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the Naked Brothers Band and etc.
7. National disgrace to Canada
8. Cause of suicidal thoughts among real men who listen to real music after listening to his crap
2. Girl: Justin is so HAWT! His songs are amazing and really touch the heart! AND HIS HAIRCUT! OMG!
3. Justin Bieber: I'm so cool just because I know USHER!
4. I'm not going to describe this...
5. JB in high voice: BABY BABY BABY
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG BEFORE MY EARS BLEED! At least try singing after your balls drop if you have any and grow a couple of inches!
6. Listen to any song other than pop and you'll know why
7. Seriously, he gives Canada, otherwise a fine nation, a bad name. I lost some degree of respect for Canada when he came about
8. Real man hearing JB: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
Girl hesitantly turns of the radio
Real man: Goddamn! I'm gonna swallow my pistol if I hear his annoying voice again!
9. Drill Sergeant Hartman: Come on Private Bieber! You move like old people fuck! Are you singing to me? Then SHUT UP Private Bieber! Get off my obstacle! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Or I'm gonna rip your balls of, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will shut you up Private Bieber, if it SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
-original quote from the film Full Metal Jacket, with Bieber's name in place of Private Pyle, and a few other changes
naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.
metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?
Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.
The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.
We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.