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Justin Bieber, is a 17 year old singer. Born and raised in Canada living with his single mother (Pattie). Justin always had a love for music. Even as a toddler! He played drums when he younger and now he's a pro. He was discovered technically by Scotter Braun but we all know he was discovered by Beliebers when his momma put him on Youtube singing. He was signed by Island Def Jams. Made 100 million last year, has a movie, over 10 million followers on Twitter, his youtube is Kidrauhl, has been on many magazine covers, has 4 albums, just finished his tour, one book, perfume, nail polish, worked on CSI, nominated for 2 grammy awards. And is my hopefully my future husband! ♥ Haters: "Is that Justin Bieber?! Ugh turn it off! He sounds like a chick! Even though he's loved by many ladies! And Boy Beliebers!"
Beliebers:"Ah Justin! That's my song! Turn that beat up. Man he gives me confidence to live out my dreams. And on top of that he's SEXY!" |
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A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band. hey that song sounds like a dying cat
naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber |
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The reason why I don't listen to modern day music. 1. He hasn't hit puberty. 2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.) 3. He is only loved for his looks. 4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.) 5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit. 6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance. 7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit. Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!
Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven* |
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Disgrace to Canada. Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility. |
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1) 15 year old pussy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. This queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all. 2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no. dumhbshit girl: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN HES SO HOT AND SUCH A GOOD SINGER
any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11. metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber? |
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the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia "Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
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Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide. OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber. QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM! -Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber. |
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