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A Cute Canadian born pop singer who has sexy looks and is the best singer ever and i want to bed him ---> NO FUCK OFF I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

Justin Bieber is a wannabe kid who is so stupid he cannot locate certain major continents on the world map. He cannot identify what Germany is, he considers himself to be popular like an arrogant prick. He indulges in himself like a self-loving cunt. Indeed this kid is gender confused and pointlessly pursues a futile and pathetic life dating women 3 times his age. His mop like blond hair is styled in a very irritating way, and he flicks his hair in an annoying and unneccessary fashion. Wherever he goes, preteen girls follow him begging him to sign their puny tits and he has utter disregard for the residents and motorists of the areas he visits, cos some people are trying to fucking get to work u faggot kid.
Guy to friend: "I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse."

Guy to mates: "I went to apply for a Guiness World Record for the smallest penis in the world but i got beaten by this fuckhead!" (*shows an image of Justin Bieber)

Bodyguard arrives at a brawl and pulls Justin Bieber out: "people, you should be ashamed of yourselves violence against women is wrong"

Justin Bieber arrives at Reception desk
Guy standing next to him: "Man I hate having prostate checkups too"
Justin stares at him puzzled and says to the reception lady: "Im here for my PAP test appointment"
by TehS1LV3R January 04, 2011
 
1.
A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat

naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
by justinbieberh8er July 13, 2009
 
2.
The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
by spudman2k9 October 09, 2009
 
3.
Disgrace to Canada.
Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009
 
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1) 15 year old pussy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. This queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all.

2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
dumhbshit girl: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN HES SO HOT AND SUCH A GOOD SINGER

any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.

metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?
by blink 182 is kickass November 05, 2009
 
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by j-rob mad fresh May 23, 2010
 
6.
the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009
 
7.
Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US.
The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"

Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.

The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.

We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.
by the true realist October 16, 2011