Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.
Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.
Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...
(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111
naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.
metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?
Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.
The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.
We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.