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A womens' sexual disorder in where the vagina begins to morph into a penis or in semi-rare cases... a BLACK HOLE. On some occasions, lesbians have been known to accelerate the process by injecting heroine into the vaginal area. Unfortunately, the acceleration of the process can cause the disorder to accelerate out of control, causing severe erectile disfunction upon the penis forming. If you know a friend with Justin Bieber and have seen a black hole forming, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!! The only known way to treat this cure is to kill the subject carying the disorder. The only known male subject to ever have Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber. Fortunately for us, due to the fact that he is a male, the black hole will form, but the suction will only effect Justin. This will cause him to, in theory, be sucked into himself, through the hole left in his now empty groin area (though really, was there anything in there in the first place). There are 3 phases to Justin Bieber.

Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.

Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.

Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...
(Guy): Oh fuck, my girlfriend has Justin Bieber!

(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111
by SomeRandomGuy....... August 10, 2010
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A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat

naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
by justinbieberh8er July 13, 2009
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The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
by spudman2k9 October 09, 2009
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Disgrace to Canada.
Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009
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1) 15 year old pussy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. This queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all.

2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
dumhbshit girl: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN HES SO HOT AND SUCH A GOOD SINGER

any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.

metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?
by blink 182 is kickass November 05, 2009
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by j-rob mad fresh May 23, 2010
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the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009
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Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US.
The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"

Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.

The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.

We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.
by the true realist October 16, 2011
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