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1) The act of being the biggest poser on Earth.
2) Having an extremely high voice.
3) Having an extremely annoying voice.
4) Being insanely undersized for your age (He's 16 years old (almost 17), 5'1 tall ,and weighs 110 lbs.).
5) Having no muscle what-so-ever (At least Taylor Lautner is pretty ripped and he's only 1 year older that Justin Bieber!).
6) Being loved only for your looks.
7) Only having fans from the northern US and parts of Eastern Canada who are little girls that are bullied ages 9-12.
8) Being ridiculed for being his fan. (Including girls).
9) Being EXTREMELY unpopular for liking him or even listening to him even if you are a girl.
10) Having no skateboarding skill what-so-ever. (Refer to 1).
11) Having no friends
12) Being EXTREMELY weak (Refer to 5).
13) Having ZERO straight male fans.
14) Having abnormaly small genitalia.
14) The act of only being marketed because unpopular girls ages 9-12 buy his music because of his looks. (Usher and company invested in him because they only want to make a quick buck. They continue to advertise him because, again, unpopular girls will buy his music becasue he is cute thus bringing Usher and company large amounts of money.)
15) The act of bringing extreme disgrace to your country.
Unpopular girl: OMG Justin Bieber is SOOOO HAWT!!
Popular girl: Dude shut up, he's not hot because he has no muscle and sounds like a little girl. By the way do you have any friends? Your gonna be SO, SO, SO unpopular right away if you don't stop liking him, wait, you already are!! Hahahaha! Plus he's NEVER going to date you!!! Get a life!!!
Popular guy: I could own him in skateboarding any day because he is a poser.

Kind of popular girl: I'm gonna stop liking him because i want to go to parties and be popular.
Popular girl: Good idea!! The only people who like him are girls who can't get a real guy so they think in their own fantasies they can get with him but he won't like any of his fans because they are all ugly girls! Hot girls think he's a fag.
by Taylor Lautner is ripped August 02, 2010
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A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat

naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
by justinbieberh8er July 13, 2009
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The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
by spudman2k9 October 09, 2009
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Disgrace to Canada.
Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009
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1) 15 year old pussy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. This queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all.

2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
dumhbshit girl: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN HES SO HOT AND SUCH A GOOD SINGER

any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.

metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?
by blink 182 is kickass November 05, 2009
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by j-rob mad fresh May 23, 2010
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the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009
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Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US.
The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"

Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.

The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.

We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.
by the true realist October 16, 2011
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