1. (n.) (Jus-tin Bee-ber) - A homosexual female fifteen year old singer who should be assassinated by a group of snipers, tied to an airplane crashing into a volcano, or kidnapped by Ted Bundy. She is not old enough to drive but yet, still sings songs (that she doesn't write) about love and heartbreak. Her music video for "One Time" makes a Banana's in Pajamas sleepover look like a hardcore orgy. The hardest drink being consumed at the party is most likely Diet Pepsi and ice. Her fanbase consists of 8-14 year old girls and their mothers. Her topics of love include the positive aspect (playing mini golf and watching PG-13 movies) to the negatives (breaking up over AOL Instant Messenger). She is bewilderingly linked to being signed by Usher (another oversynthesized "artist" who should be working at a movie theater, not rapping). Her aspects of love are limited due to the fact that she is not old enough to see R-Rated movies, enter clubs, establish credit, or even work a part-time job. Her biggest fans and groupies include preteen girls who jam themselves inside a second floor mall Ambercrombie Kids store and are evacuated from the mall due to the possibility of breaking glass railings and falling to the first floor. Also see Aaron Carter, Miley Cyrus, Adolf Hitler.

2. (v.) - The need to have your mom drive you to a concert/big event/press conference due to the fact that you are not old enough to obtain a valid state driver's license.
1. Justin Bieber is the best teenage female singer next to Jesse McCartney and Ashlee Simpson.

2. Aw man guys, Sorry I'm late to the gig but I had to Justin Bieber here, are we still opening up for Simple Plan tonight?
by Lazybones213 February 15, 2010
A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat

naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
by justinbieberh8er July 13, 2009
The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
by spudman2k9 October 09, 2009
Disgrace to Canada.
Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009
1) 15 year old pussy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. This queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all.

2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
dumhbshit girl: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN HES SO HOT AND SUCH A GOOD SINGER

any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.

metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?
by blink 182 is kickass November 05, 2009
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by j-rob mad fresh May 23, 2010
the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009
Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US.
The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"

Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.

The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.

We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.
by the true realist October 16, 2011

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