The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.
by yougivemewings August 25, 2010
Some "guy" (I use that term loosely) who went from being virtually unknown in Jan-Feb 2010 to suddenly being a rival to Frankenstein-like stem cell creations known as the Jonas Brothers in terms of popularity with the 11-14 year old female tween demographic.
I heard a whiny girl singing whitewashed R&B, only to find out, it was the faulty laboratory experiment himself, Justin Beiber.
by King of Jellybeans April 13, 2010
many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.

apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.

however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!

me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
by Chowderz February 18, 2011
A retarded little 1 year old girl who wounds like a weasle caught in a wood chiper.
Bob: Hey look at that little girl. Is she dying?

Retard: No that's not a girl it's justin beiber!!!

Bob: That's what I said. It's a little girl. I wonder is she's chocking on a racoon?

Retard: He's not chocking!!! He's singing in his beutiful voice!!!

Bob: PLEASE DIE!!!!!
by violenceandprofanity August 31, 2010
A young female singer who believes she is a man.
JB Fan : OMG JUSTIN BEIBER'S THE HOTTEST GUY EVER!HE'S SO MATURE AND STUFF!AND I LOVE HIS VOICE!

JB Fan's Brother : If "he's" so mature,then why haven't his balls dropped yet?And why does "he" sound like a 7-year-old girl?
by Odd Dubious August 10, 2010
A perfect target for water bottles.
LaQuish'ia: Hey you wanna go water bottling at the Justin Beiber range tommorow?

LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Fo' sho' gurrrl and after we can go to ralphs and get some watermelon and kool aid!

LaQuish'ia: Shure brotha but can we also get fried chicken?

LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Sure but we gotta get the shitty chicken there cuz i can't be seen near the police station across the street from KFC
by niggafindley August 25, 2010
...almighty destroyer of talent and music
...straight up queer
...canada's biggest fuck up
...disney kid magnet
...for stupid little disney girls that are stupid as dog shit and faggish little boys
...thinks hes hot shit because of usher
...deserves to have his little manhood taken from him(if they can find it foe how far in it has probaly retracted into his body)
...hes like a 10 year old girl that just sucked all the helium out of a helium tank
...if he was my kid id kill myself, or work hard on time travel go back and abort him
Sane person 1: hey have you heard of justin beiber

sane person 2: hes this one girl singer my little sis likes

sane person 1: sadly hes a guy

sane guy 2: well what he is ten right?

sane guy 1: no 16

sane guy 2: thats fucked up
by Enjoi Life August 04, 2010
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