Friend: You sang like a 14-year-old girl to him while saying baby and shawty repeatedly?
Guy: No, its a move. Here, let me show you.
"Meagan Watson wants Justin Beiber's babies, only Justin Beiber is a baby himself."
Me: I should slap you. He is a disgrace.
Justin Beiber Fan: Pssh! YA RIGHT! Ur jeluze cuz you wont marry him wen ur older, unlik meee!
Me: Right -eyeroll-
Person: Why are you singing Justin Beiber.
Hobo: He is a chipmunk!
Person: No. That just his actual voice.