Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
"Meagan Watson wants Justin Beiber's babies, only Justin Beiber is a baby himself."
Me: I should slap you. He is a disgrace.
Justin Beiber Fan: Pssh! YA RIGHT! Ur jeluze cuz you wont marry him wen ur older, unlik meee!
Me: Right -eyeroll-
Person: Why are you singing Justin Beiber.
Hobo: He is a chipmunk!
Person: No. That just his actual voice.