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French electronic duo, the next daft punk. Mainly known for the song "D.A.N.C.E." on their debut album, Cross. Incredible talent and a unique sound, two great performers. One of the guys, Gaspard, tends to not do much except smoke marb lights and pass joints on stage, while the other, Xavier, is always runnin' shit. If you ever see them live you will understand.
hipster 1: "yo did you see Justice at webster hall?"

hipster 2: "best fuckin show of my life, when xavier stood up on the speakers and gave us the cross symbol I nearly shat myself."
by putin de merde May 01, 2009
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1. Beautiful; Has qualities that give you great pleasure and satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delights your senses and mind ;P
2. Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings, also known as practically perfect in every way<3
3. Lively; effervescent; enthusiastic=D
1. If only she were Justice, I'd sweep her off her feet in a heartbeat!
2. You think YOUR girlfriend is Justice!? HA! Wait until you meet mine. She practically IS Justice!!
3. You know what? If you were just more like Justice and less like you, the world would love you. So get rid of your non-Justice behavior. Everybody wants to be around Justice.
by James<3Justice June 04, 2009
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"Justice is something found only in a dictonary", says the 19th century's unrepentant and articulate outlaw
Jack Black.
(autobiography "You Can't Win", 1926)
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Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.
Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
by Stormsworder November 23, 2006
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A saying used in conjuction with a fortunate event that has either happened, or is going to happen.
(Chris) Three hotties are coming over tonight for drinks.
(Ryan) That is total justice!

(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.

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Justice is a really swag black boy. Everybody loves him and he is basically a pimp tho. He can be verry sweet and outgoing. But if you get on his bad side he will whoop your ass in seconds. He makes everybody laugh. And always has a smile on his face.
"Wow who is that really hott guy"
"It's justice duhhh."
by Firewords December 04, 2014
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A guy who will make your day. A very charming person that will never betray you. A guy who will never hurt you. He's hilarious and very handsome.
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