Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 11, 2003