|1.||Just like your haircut.|
A meme started on a day of June 2009 on the Napalm Death last.fm shoutbox by the user called "Dissektion", who sadly got banned a few months later for unknown reasons.
new album is shit!!!)))
Just like your haircut.
non-existant. haircuts do not make people emo. style does not make people emo. just because you may have what is percieved to be an emo-haircut, does not mean your emo. so grow the fuck up.
Dude, your haircut is emo. You have an emo haircut, you emo.
Er, no, im quite happy, i just like this haircut
music genre that has being around for a long time but wasn't mainstream/known for all ppl till MTV start putting it on the spot... Of course not the real emo music just a *light* version... Let's be honest we all gotta admit that this has become a trend, emo ppl try so hard to make themselves look unique on pages like myspace or vampirefreaks... but in the end you're pretty much of the same. Emo trend is so full with cliches like haircut, cutting your wrists (not all), whining about ur life, being bisexual... like really how many have I read "I'm bisexual deal with that" yeah right like if not most of emo kids are "bisexual" or have kiss another guy... you're not being unique, special, individualist or rebelliuos you're just pretty much being part of a big trend just like Punk was a coupple years ago.. and emo haters stop it, there's no point on talking crap about a "trend" bcus emo is that just a trend, in the end it'll go away and there'll be left only the ppl that where there from day #1 and rest of them will move on to the next trend until day actually grew upmore...
its like a normal haircut... just 'down under'
'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
When someone has short hair that has grown a bit too long and it sticks out on the sides like the eighth president of the United States, Martin Van Buren, who was bald with two sticky-outy regions of hair on either side of his head. This happens with normal people who have full heads of hair when their ears make it stick out over the sides.
Your Van Buren is unsightly and it's driving me mad. Just get a haircut already!
|6.||Alternative Lifestyle Haircut|
alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.
The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.
1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.
2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.
|7.||justin bieber wanna be in denial|
Any male that has his hair styled like Justin Bieber has. This is a recognizable haircut that is known to request attention in the most vulgar of thinkable ways, similar to the female counterpart of wearing a moist, white shirt with no bra or anything comparable underneath it. This person has chosen for this haircut with an obvious, yet deluded desire to obtain girls' appeal and often ends up as one of the most extensively homosexual buttholes within at least a 23,019 mile radius from their given location. In short, someone who inappropriately desires to be as similar to Justin Bieber in appearence and reputation as possible, yet not admitting it.
-Excuse me son, but what happened to your head?
-Are you talking about my haircut? Oh well, I have been walking around like this for a while now, and I have chosen for this hairstyle just because I like it myself. It's not that I think it will suddenly make me sexually attractive to girls. And did I mention that I find Justin Bieber very stupid?
-Are you sure you are not a justin bieber wanna be in denial? I mean, you both appear to be quite faggy. And since you claim to have heard of Justin Bieber there is no other option than that you have thought of Justin Bieber at the moment you went for this haircut and must have seen what kind of person you would turn into. I mean, since that haircut of his is quite remarkable...
-Of course not, grampa! I just have this haircut because I'm trying to be different from all those other boys.