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When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl. I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
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| 1. | jurassic parked | ||
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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey, Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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