A car that runs extremely badly and is miffing off the owner at time of name-calling barrage.
Come on, Junkbucket, you big ugly piece of American engineering! Make your assemblers proud!
The junkbucket died on me; can I borrow your car, mom?
SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."