Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers
"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"
The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.
I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.