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22.
One whom is born to embody the essence of sleeze, tackiness, and douchebaggery. Slang; one who is exceptionally unacceptable; unsatisfactory. An almost ungodly and shameful idiot, taken from "geek" mythology. Also see "Fuck Head"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his body glitter, unbuttoned "chiny" shirt, tight jeans, and sunglasses in a dark club.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym after waxing your chest or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister, especially not some damn Julio.
by djmattm2002 April 27, 2010
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1.
Ju-li-o One whom is born to embody the essence of coolness. Slang; one who is exceptionally acceptable; satisfactory. An almost godly cool-figure taken from geek mythology. Originated from the original Julio Alva; circa 1979. Also see "Cool Master"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his fancy Armani shoes and Gucci sweaters.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister lest the Almighty Julio himself ride from the heavens and ask for her hand.
by Funk N' Wagnails June 10, 2004
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2.
A master of everything and everyone. When the gods created man, they made Adam(putz) and then they redefined man by creating Julio.

A god among peons.
Julio Pwnd all. The end.
by Julio Miranda May 09, 2005
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3.
a kid who is amazing at everything he does
Superman? You mean Julio.
by Julio Quiroz April 02, 2008
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4.
An outgoing person who succeeds in everything. He's "cool, calm, and collected." Good leadership skills and is widly accepted by others. Intelligent, good looking, and smooth with the ladies. Ussually a tall hispanic kid who plays soccer, and/or baseball.
"I wana be like that kid. He's such a Julio"
OR
Girl : "OMG ! I'm going to marry that cute Julio over there. Hehehe"
by thatkid615 August 15, 2011
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5.
One of the hottest guys around , but you better watch out beacuse they can be one of the biggest players ever.
Yea he is amazing but he is a big player , Julio breaks all girls hearts
by Urban dictionary 6897 May 05, 2011
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6.
Alcoholic or someone who drinks a lot to feel better; someone who drinks away their problems
'Hey, I am gonna go and bring out my inner Julio.'
by Pastor Troy February 26, 2005
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7.
also "july"

cool
Darnell: I got tickets to the game.
Darnell's friend: Julio!
by j-po September 18, 2003
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