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1.
When one (typically male) performs self love while scooting their ass along the floor like a dog
"So I was chillin in a rug store, like I do, and this guy just scoots past Julianning LIKE A BAWS"
*FREEZE FRAME HIGH FIVE*
MASTURBATION
ASS SCOOTING
by Princess John is pretty August 19, 2012