Julian is soo cute and athletic
Almost everything about this guy is great. I bet his name is Julian
Julian is a smooth talking, well-read alcoholic who serves as the "brains" of the operation in most of the boy's misadventures. He is apparently considered sexy by Jim Lahey, despite their mutual dislike. He hates being referred to as "Patrick Swayze". He seems to spend a lot of time reading and trying to keep positive, both in and out of jail. He is never seen without his trademark rum and coke, always carried in a rocks glass, regardless of where he is. He has also dabbled in drinking "swish", a disgusting homemade liquor which according to Bubbles "my fuck, does it get ya some drunk!"
On an interesting note, it is hinted he had sexual relations with Ricky's longtime love interest and child's mother Lucy, after a night of drunkenness and mushrooms in which he experienced memory loss.
Lori: Oh hey its you...
Julian:LOL I'm gonna throw an eraser in your hair cause' I'm such a TERDD! LOL
Katie:OMG Julian SHUT UP!
*Punches the "Julian"
Lori:Oh thxs I had the urge to drop that mofo anyways, but I'm glad you handled it too.