The term Julian describes someone who is a fast food worker, a recovering drug addict, and a mushroom lover. Julian's usually need to live with their parents to get on their feet after dealing with all the other issues they have. Julians usually live in some broke ass border town in Texas, like Laredo. They appear to really be sincere at first early in the friendship, especially when they need something. They don't care who you are, they just want a ride home from work, or they want to hang out with you if you've got some pot.
This term comes from 'Julian Garcia' a famous character in these parts that deserves to be forgiven for everything he has ever done wrong.
Julians are not necessarily from Laredo, but this term might also be used on someone that lives in Austin as well. Julians really enjoy bisexual butt sex, spewing their lazy seed into the anus of some sleazy cum hungry mongrel, with desregard for their own body. Julians can be forgiven, but they have to fully recover from the effects of their hardcore mooching lifestyle. They also have to learn how to become more sincere.
1. "Please don't pull a Julian, just make sure you pay me back when you get your next paycheck, ok?"
2. "Jake's made my parents mad again for getting all Julian last night, and joining some gay gang rif raf."
3. "This mexican will Julianize your cock if you've got a bag of weed for him."
A gay, male bodybuilder, usually interested particularly in paraplegics.
"There is one good thing about not being able to walk. I have my own personal Julian to love."
A type of owl specific to the North Wales coast, known for its distinctive bald head, poor eyesight, large beak and high pitched chirp. Often found in stew.
"Henry, is that a Julian over there? It is, you know! I'm almost sure of it. If only we could hear it's distinctive, high pitched chirp...oh there it goes! Yes, it's definitely a Julian."
A Julian is a young man who thinks too much of himself. A Julian usually doesn't have many friends because their personallity is so boring and confindent most people even have the urge to attack this low life.
Julian:Hey Waz up?
Lori: Oh hey its you...
Julian:LOL I'm gonna throw an eraser in your hair cause' I'm such a TERDD! LOL
Katie:OMG Julian SHUT UP!
*Punches the "Julian"
Lori:Oh thxs I had the urge to drop that mofo anyways, but I'm glad you handled it too.
someone who fills their wallet, suitcase, bookbag, and computer with pictures of himself.
you may not be a narcissist but you're actually quite a julian
A young boy on the inside, who hates his life and believes he is in love with every girl he meets. Also a huge over-exaggerater.
That 40 year old virgin's name is probably Julian.
The most amazing gay guy in the world. He might have been a tard at times, and spent time trying to turn others gay, including my then boyfriend, but he was so freaking awesome. <3
Girl: Julian turned another one. Pretty soon the whole world will be gay.
a short annoying person who has a tiny penis and is a man magnet. He likes the man-gina.
Dude he looks like a julian to me!