The term Julian describes someone who is a fast food worker, a recovering drug addict, and a mushroom lover. Julian's usually need to live with their parents to get on their feet after dealing with all the other issues they have. Julians usually live in some broke ass border town in Texas, like Laredo. They appear to really be sincere at first early in the friendship, especially when they need something. They don't care who you are, they just want a ride home from work, or they want to hang out with you if you've got some pot.
This term comes from 'Julian Garcia' a famous character in these parts that deserves to be forgiven for everything he has ever done wrong.

Julians are not necessarily from Laredo, but this term might also be used on someone that lives in Austin as well. Julians really enjoy bisexual butt sex, spewing their lazy seed into the anus of some sleazy cum hungry mongrel, with desregard for their own body. Julians can be forgiven, but they have to fully recover from the effects of their hardcore mooching lifestyle. They also have to learn how to become more sincere.
1. "Please don't pull a Julian, just make sure you pay me back when you get your next paycheck, ok?"

2. "Jake's made my parents mad again for getting all Julian last night, and joining some gay gang rif raf."

3. "This mexican will Julianize your cock if you've got a bag of weed for him."
by hashbrash August 28, 2010
funnny {sort of}, popular, annoying,cool, loser, you thnik hes cute at first, but thats before you get to know him.
omg he's such a Julian, so annoying!
by perso February 12, 2010
A classic example of a pansy.
Dude, Julian is such a pansy. He is the pansiest of the pansies.
by drdipepper February 14, 2011
A man you want to fuck in the ass so hard he bleeds.
Oh shit you are a Julian.
by -------------------------= September 23, 2010
Julian is the kind of man who loves to go to church and loves the martial arts. He constantly gets it up the butt from his priest and his girlfriend Erik (check that definition). He is always studying, yet he gets shitty grades. He never hangs with friends, and instead studies/does yoga/martial arts, and worst of all:

sits at the computer researching, and believes everything he reads.

Overall, he's fucking retarted.
Hey Julian, would you like to come over and play some video games?
No thank you, but thanks SO much for the amazing offer! I have to go home and study for my test. Even though it's 1 month away, I want to start studying NOW!
Alright fag, see ya.
I'd like to re-thank you for this great offer! I hope we can make something up in the following weeks when I don't get it up the butt.
by Feriscool October 31, 2010
To be beyond queer and to love little boys
Bro your acting like a real julian right now
by justinthegreatest May 04, 2010
someone with a small misshapen nose, often confused with Gollum from lord of the rings ,
likes feltching Tramps
look at that tortoise , he's got a julian nose
by bigplum February 05, 2010

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