The term Julian describes someone who is a fast food worker, a recovering drug addict, and a mushroom lover. Julian's usually need to live with their parents to get on their feet after dealing with all the other issues they have. Julians usually live in some broke ass border town in Texas, like Laredo. They appear to really be sincere at first early in the friendship, especially when they need something. They don't care who you are, they just want a ride home from work, or they want to hang out with you if you've got some pot.
This term comes from 'Julian Garcia' a famous character in these parts that deserves to be forgiven for everything he has ever done wrong.

Julians are not necessarily from Laredo, but this term might also be used on someone that lives in Austin as well. Julians really enjoy bisexual butt sex, spewing their lazy seed into the anus of some sleazy cum hungry mongrel, with desregard for their own body. Julians can be forgiven, but they have to fully recover from the effects of their hardcore mooching lifestyle. They also have to learn how to become more sincere.
1. "Please don't pull a Julian, just make sure you pay me back when you get your next paycheck, ok?"

2. "Jake's made my parents mad again for getting all Julian last night, and joining some gay gang rif raf."

3. "This mexican will Julianize your cock if you've got a bag of weed for him."
by hashbrash August 28, 2010
As a kid, Julian was a nerd. He didn't have many friends and the ones he did have were mostly girls. In the end this payed off. As he got older Julian became a hunk of a man. He gets all the women and is tan and muscular. He never overdoes it and knows exactly what to say. Never let go of a Julian. He's a keeper.
I will never forget Julian *sigh*
by Ugh....... May 13, 2016
The most horniest guy in town that has too much sex
There's Julian with that girl
by More herb May 25, 2016
A sweet guy in Massachusetts with a nice ass and even nicer smile/personality. P.S., You live TOO FAR AWAY ‎♥
I would tap Julian from the front and back.
by Mr. Michigan August 18, 2011
A fat brown kid , ocassionally spits when he talks.
Man you act like a Julian
by Thikg July 09, 2016
the boy at school who all this girls think is hot and always fall for. no lie h's fucking sexy, but he's also a thot. he can't control himself around girls, and will do anything to get a girl to do what he wants. even if he has a girlfriend , he doesn't care,, he want all the hoes. he has a weird laugh kind of sounding like a freaking walrus, it's annoying, but it's hard not to start laughing the same way. he goes from girl to girl no matter what and always like so talk about sex, because he's forever horny, no lie about that.
"I was texting Julian the other night... it's almost as if he's always horny when I text him"
"wait... doesn't Julian have a girl friend?
"yeah why?"
"are you blind... he's flirting with those girls again"
"what a disgrace, his girlfriend should leave him"
"she can't..."
"why?"
"they already had sex...!!!!!"

"that's fucked up"
" I wanna fuck Julian so bad, but sadly, he's a hoe...and he has a girlfriend"
"so... he don't love her anyway...he only with her so he can get some"
by gemini_godesss... April 17, 2015
FUCKING BALL HOGGING BITCH
That julian is a bitch
by gaychee June 14, 2016
A man you will want the minute you lay eyes on him. Not nice all the time, but when he is somewhat nice you love it because its so nice compared to usual. Can talk to you everyday all day and then randomly ignore you for weeks at a time. Bipolar. Moody. You want him cause you can't have him. Great in bed but never know how he will act next day. Flips a switch and is suddenly not into you and ignoring you. Biggest player you will ever meet. Everyone says to let him go but he somehow makes an excuse and you go back to loving him all over. Has a girlfriend but never mentions her. Have dreams that maybe you are soulmates but you constantly have to ask yourself if this is real or in your head. is he just using you, or does he like you? is it all an act?
I just wanna marry julian we are soulmates.

I dont care that he has a girlfriend he is so hot and i want him.

Julian was so good in bed I cant stop wanting it.

I hate Julian he hasnt contacted me and he is so bipolar!
by fujulian October 23, 2013
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