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The term Julian describes someone who is a fast food worker, a recovering drug addict, and a mushroom lover. Julian's usually need to live with their parents to get on their feet after dealing with all the other issues they have. Julians usually live in some broke ass border town in Texas, like Laredo. They appear to really be sincere at first early in the friendship, especially when they need something. They don't care who you are, they just want a ride home from work, or they want to hang out with you if you've got some pot.
This term comes from 'Julian Garcia' a famous character in these parts that deserves to be forgiven for everything he has ever done wrong.

Julians are not necessarily from Laredo, but this term might also be used on someone that lives in Austin as well. Julians really enjoy bisexual butt sex, spewing their lazy seed into the anus of some sleazy cum hungry mongrel, with desregard for their own body. Julians can be forgiven, but they have to fully recover from the effects of their hardcore mooching lifestyle. They also have to learn how to become more sincere.
1. "Please don't pull a Julian, just make sure you pay me back when you get your next paycheck, ok?"

2. "Jake's made my parents mad again for getting all Julian last night, and joining some gay gang rif raf."

3. "This mexican will Julianize your cock if you've got a bag of weed for him."
by hashbrash August 28, 2010
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A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
It felt like Julian was taking over my body.

I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.

Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?

Damn you are harder than a Julian!
by mememememememe January 09, 2008
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2.
A person with this name always has the biggest dick in the room
Wow i bet that guy is julian
by Cyoung August 27, 2008
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3.
A person with this name usually has a penis size over 7" by 14 years of age
Wow i bet that kid is a julian
by Doctor Aweasome August 27, 2008
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4.
A really nice guy who's not sure what he wants out of life. He's very cute and sweet with his skater style (: He gets caught up in alot and flirts with alot of girls. People tend to talk about him, and judge him from his past. But deep down he's not what they say, no one knows him as good as i do.
Julian is the sweetest guy i know.
by NatalieMarie3 June 30, 2009
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A sweet, intelligent guy with really good looks. He's athletic and an overall good person. A lot of people like him because he's just a good guy. He sometimes has a short fuse but he's a very nice person. He's searching for the right girl and is looking for true love. Ladies, give him a chance.
That Julian is the sweetest guy I've ever met. I think he'd be a great boyfriend.

Julian is soo cute and athletic

Almost everything about this guy is great. I bet his name is Julian
by booooboooo31 July 06, 2011
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Extremely hot!! you can never meet an ugly julian. He can always turn you on. He's a player, but people like him anyways because he's so hot. You can never go wrong when having sex with a julian. It will ALWAYS be nice. He's hotter than your average kid, and its all because he's julian. He can sweet talk, but it's only to get what he wants, which most girls will give him, because he's so fcking hot! Short, tan, and hot. The three words to describe julian. if you get the chance with Julian, go for it!
your hot, you must be a julian.
im going to go in bed with julian right now.
by asdhjkfg;jlfgj April 22, 2010
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7.
The alcoholic beverage; rum and coke.
You sipping on julian's tonight?
by NA The Rugged Man July 16, 2008
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