JKed Up the Whazoo 

Having been JKed multiple times in one night.

Multiple senseless hospital admissions.

Intern: How many new admissions did we get from the ER so far.

Resident: We only had 2 all day, but since 7pm we've had 5 more. We're getting JKed up the whazoo.

JKed Up the Whazoo by BostonDoc August 25, 2010

Jaked up 

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

Jaked up by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

Junked up 

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

Junked up by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010

junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

junked up her face by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016

Jaked up 

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

Jaked up by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jaked up 

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

Jaked up by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

junked (it) up by skryblz March 25, 2009