an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp
, kottonmouth kings
, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
a typical Juggalo
a typical Juggalo
A juggalo (or juggalette) is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Clearly Icp is the most UN-important thing in the world. They believe they're making a statement by saying they kill people with axes. "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver, not a hatchet. They wear clown make up, not realizing they just look like an army of queers. They think they are wearing make up because they were outcasts in society, when in reality, it's the make up and shitty grammar that made them outcasts in the first place.
Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, (wetting the bed) but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.
Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling (because they're too busy with a cock in their mouths).
Many Juggalos also happen to be furries, which doesn't make a lot of sense with their anti-homosexual stance, but does go along with the whole outcast from society bullshit they whine about.
While some ALL juggalos are not TOTAL retards, few NONE of them are worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire trailerpark if they ...
First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
ICP fankids who have smoked themselves stupid and who can't tell the difference between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
The Psychopathic man is holding a MEAT CLEAVER. Clearly.
Dude 1: "That juggalo is really reppin' the Hatchet."
Dude 2: "Too bad he's too stoned to notice it's a meat cleaver, huh?"
a bunch of retards with no lives.
who basically worship the retard band insane clown posse. they enjoy retarrd things such as faygo, hatchetts, and prostitutes... and cherrry pie. they like retard songs with meanings such as "oh im gonna break into your house, and chop off your toes while you're sleeping and then shove your dog in my penis." they believe that they have some sort of family. and they take faygo showers, which are pointless
"oh i beat some juggalo' ass yesterday because he wouldn't shut up about icp."
Likely to be synonymous with either 'cretin' or 'retard'. Exceptions are rare indeed, and are simply a matter of poor taste, and can (thankfully) be educated out of juggalo status.
Look at that juggalo over there - he thinks he's so deep and non-conformist, but he'd got a string of drool halfway to the floor and has a corporate logo, the hatchetman, tattooed on his arm. God, I hope he's sterile.
White trash hill billy adults who yell "whoop whoop" at each other while splashing grape Faygo on each other's clown makeup. Whoever buys more expensive or rare ICP merchandise is the bigger Juggalo. The quest to becoming the greatest Juggalo ever is by buying as much ICP merchandise and Psychopathic Records merchandise as you can.
Only once you buy 10,000 dollars worth of Juggalo merchandise, can you be considered a true Juggalo.
"I bought a half drunken bottle of grape Faygo that Violent J drank out of in 1998 off of Ebay therefore I am a true Juggalo."