A Juggalo is the guy that nobody knows. Nobody understands them, so therfour, they hate them. A Juggalo gets fucked with their whole life, and our found working hard for everything they have, because they are unwanted and unrespected. The only thing they have in the end, is their Juggalo Family. They know when things get tough they have their juggalo family to fall back on.
A Juggalo does not care about all the latest trends, all the high-school labels, all the drama, because a Juggalo is born different from the sheep that pretend to be exactly like everyone else. Therfour, anyone saying "Yo dawg, I's be down wit da mufa fuckin clowns, yo" and is sporting every single hatchet ware product and listins to just ICP, is not a Juggalo.
Because Juggalos are misunderstood, and hard to define, they are continually ridiculed. Often stereotyped as white trash, thugs, or stupid. First of all, stereotyping is stupid. I could call all haters stupid because the hate us because they don't understand us, but I don't, because I know some haters have resonable reasons to hate us, no wait, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HATE.
Juggalos are againts all hate. Just like in ICP's lyrics, we are againts all racists, stereotyping, and haters. Because a juggalo is smart enough to know all of these things are useless to society.
And for the record, in my excpierence with juggalos, many of them have ICP as the're 3rd or 4th favorite band. Twiztid, Tech N9ne and ABK mostly being in front. So no, not ALL Juggalos listen (Or worship as some people put it) ICP
Example of a juggahater, My responces are in parentheses
Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care (Wow, you care) These people are outcasts because they want to be (Fact is, any normal person would not want to be accosiated with us. We're clowns remember? Juggalos arn't created because they want to be, were created by listening to any Psy's artist and going, "Wow, that really sounds just like me"), my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass (fashionable... to be a clown?). They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them (So your defining every single juggalo in the would now? You do relize that is 3-7 million people right?). Pick any Juggalo website and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world (Not true. As a matter of fact, I've had hardcore kids wering "Juggalo holocaust" T-Shirts and saying that we are filth. Not all hardcore kids are little nazis, I would NEVER say that because I am not stereotypical), every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" (I have NEVER heard that. I am a juggalo, and as a group, I have never heard of ANYTHING as ridiculas as that. Another Stereotype not true) As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ it would explain an awful lot. (No it wouldn't)
A Juggalo is generally someone who listens to "The Insane Clown Posse". Most juggalos whine and complain about how terrible their life is, instead of growing a pair and dealing with it. Generally a middle class child from the suburbs of sunny Florida.
Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope are a disgrace to all of Detroit, and completely dilute what Detroit is really about. Havin' fun and kickin' ass.
Rational Person: Damn, things aren't going well right now. I'm gonna call up some friends to cheer me up.
The next day:
Wow, what a great party haha.
Juggalo: Damn yo, society's fucked up. Why ain't it normal to wear face paint at the age of 22 dog? They discriminatin' at us, callin' us freaks. Why we so poor, why errybody be hatin' on me. MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING.
The next day: Suicide.
A bunch of Brainwashed fags. A group that Violent J and Shaggy started to get all the fag ass 12 year old boys to buy their 10,000 records that are on the shelf. These people are losers.
Sane person A: Hey!! look at the juggalo.
Sane person B: Haha, look at how much of a loser he is
Juggalo: Da six joker cards foo.
Sane person A: *smack*
Sane person B: *smack*
Juggalo: ima stick a shotgun up your ass!!!
Sane person A and B: hahahahahahahahaha
A member of a gang. Plain and simple. You can call them "family" if you want. But it's still a gang. They have a clear leader (ICP). They claim a phisical territory (usually a mall or nearby park). And I've yet to meet a juggalo who doesn't commit crimes on a regular basis. If you don't thats great, sorry so many others ruin it for you.
A juggalo is just another crypt or blood as far as I'm concerned. Just instead of fighting over favorite color, most will attack you (but they only attack in groups anywa) if you don't like ICP.
I personally have been jumped and threatened with murder and rape by juggalos before, all because I wandered into the wrong park to be with my girl. There's your fucking family for you.
I'll never say i hate juggalos because I don't believe in hate. But if you have ever hit someone or bitched someone out for not liking ICP you are a juggafag. I now some cool juggalos they know my veiws and we're square, they don't talk about ICP around me I don't talk shit about ICP around them.
a little pussy ass goth boy. that likes it in the ass
fuck off juggalo. ur a little pussy ass bitch
Bunch of white boys who want to have their own gang.....
ooh look at me i wear paint
i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown
stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash
Inane white trash individuals, rendered mentally defective from years of trailerpark inbreeding. The realization of self inadequecy leads said individuals to both relate to, and even idolize, the equally imbecilic "music" group Insane Clown Posse.
see also: douche bag
Man, trailer trash douche bags who call themselves juggalos just piss everyone off.
A fat white trash fuck whos day consists of listining to icp and then painting their obese inbred face with clown paint. juggalos claim they are deep and intelligent, when they are nasty as hell and wish to fuck those they are related to and extemely poor. DO NOT come into contact with a juggalo, or risk developing an STD or sever mental retardation.
guy: hey look at that poor pizza face juggalo
R.J juggalo: yo dawg i like clown cock
guy: your nasty as shit go take a bath