A person who's head resembles the size and dimensions of the Koolade man. Especially noticeable when captured in photographs. Basically a beautiful person with a large head and a square jaw.
"Shit Phoebe! Look at your massive Jug Head next to Martha's pea Head!"
"Oh Ama, We're such sexy Jug Heads!!!"
One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.
I prefer to read Jughead's digests, rather than any of the others, cuz it's cooler, and more fun.
(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence
You're such a jughead!
A disporportionally large penis helmet.
His jughead was so big he barely got it into her shit pipe.
A jug head is a person who is a total retard who applies their self with day time activities like hanging,chilling, or chilling and hanging at the stoop. This person always talks about the same thing, acts like a broken record on every single thing they or he talks about. This person is non motivated to do anything, besides watching espn or playing undisputed to pass the time on daily basis. There are many characteristics to a jug head, stemming from being really dumb, awkward, agreeing with what is the norm. While being completely oblivious to there surroundings and clueless to there own cause. Not only is this person really persistent, but they feel like the victim all the time cause there so close minded they feel the need to hang or chill. To sum a jug head entirely their total retards with the persistence of a 4 year old child, and or your cat has more 2 sense then a normal defying jug head.
The background of a jug head is lonely with a not so crazy life with nothing going on, Pretty much nothing to live for except hanging at the stoop/lair.
Ipones, saying stupid quotes, fantasy factory, weighting 180, wearing a blue jays hat with a phillies shirt, hanging or chilling, jug head
Someone who has a gigantic skull but has the intelligence of a two year old. A jughead typically resembles Sloth from "The Goonies".
Richard: "Hey you guys! I forgot how to use the bathroom, will you help?" Darrel: "This guy is a complete jughead
(n.) an unconsciously ill-mannered, low-brow individual; earthy, to a fault.
Your father is kind of a jughead, gal... feet on the dinner table, dirty limericks, and I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually slam their fist when they talk about public transit.