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Satan kicked Judge Judy out of hell because she was too much of a bitch.
by Jyles November 12, 2003
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QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago
by KingTT May 29, 2003
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A sexual maneuver whereby one pulls out before climaxing, then blows his load on the female's face, then slaps her in the forehead with his manjunk and proclaims, "justice is served bitch"
Last night, I gave the judge judy to my girlfriend and she will no longer have sex with me.
by DUmch014 May 01, 2009
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a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.
Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 19, 2007
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A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:

You know what you are? You're a NERD.

Shut up, NERD!

It's because I'm smart.

It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.

When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.

After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.
by okamiimiyazaki December 05, 2010
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Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.
Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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An avatar of Satan. Judge Judy seduces simple minded human beings into its media courtroom with promises of financial rewards and celebrity if they renounce Justice. Having renounced Justice, the litigants are then subjected to Judge Judy's derision, ridicule, sarcasm, and hatred. Judge Judy supports and nourishes itself on the psychological pain and suffering it inflicts on those foolish enough to renounce Justice for money and fame.
Judge Judy came into being when Malevolent Intent fornicated with the Electronic Media. Judge Judy was nursed by the witch Joyful Cruelty and raised by Ratingswar. Judge Judy is destined to preside in its electronic courtroom until the Judgement Day when Judge Judy will be defeated by Justice.
by Maureen Raye March 26, 2007
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