21st century answer to the Job. JOB is actually an acronym for "Just Over Broke". JUB is also an acronym... "Just Under Broke"
In the last century, most of the working class had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.
In this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in destitute poverty will find that they all have Jubs... working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work... still living in destitute povery... not breaking even. Welcome to 21st Century America... Get used to it... Now, get back to work!
In the last century, most of the working class had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.
In this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in destitute poverty will find that they all have Jubs... working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work... still living in destitute povery... not breaking even. Welcome to 21st Century America... Get used to it... Now, get back to work!
Man on street: Hey buddy, can ya spare some change for a guy down on his luck?
Man hastily walking down sidewalk: Hey, ya lazy bum... get a Jub! Oh, sorry I didn't recognize you. Didn't I used to work for you at XYZ company? Jeez... you look like a wreck!
Man on street: Geez! Thanks for noticing. I do have a Jub. XYZ company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.
Man hastily walking down sidewalk: Hey, ya lazy bum... get a Jub! Oh, sorry I didn't recognize you. Didn't I used to work for you at XYZ company? Jeez... you look like a wreck!
Man on street: Geez! Thanks for noticing. I do have a Jub. XYZ company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.
by farpart103 January 23, 2011
To eat with speed and ferocity fueled by starvation with a complete disregard for social norms and cleanliness.
by alexjs8 July 4, 2023
by HankKell September 3, 2019
Comes from "to Jack yoUr Buddy's whore." To hit on, or steal the hooker that your friend likes or is currently hitting on.
J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker
to Jub
J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker
to Jub
"Dude, he's totally falling for that bar girl. Let's go jub him!"
"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"
"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"
by ThaiTommy December 21, 2006
sluggish, jolly, chubby specimen. Loves cheese and cheescake and cheeseburgers. A food that represents a jub is a marshmallow.
Anna : Look at that chubby and jolly person shoving cheescake in their mouth!
Donna : Shes a such a jub!
Donna : Shes a such a jub!
by jublover January 14, 2010
by Ralph10 November 10, 2010
by helia spandex April 15, 2011