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The most savage kid you'll ever meet
by Anonymous9157111 September 16, 2016
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a great basketball player. usually an aquarius. great kisser but isn't faithful unless they truly love someone. only bad thing about them is that they have a chode. great hair and beautiful smile. heart breaker. doesn't like being bossed around or people getting in his love life. biggest pet peeve trying to talk to them when mad.
hey who's that sexy guy. with the good looks?
that's juan he's a heart breaker but a great kisser!
by be/unique May 28, 2015
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a very commonly used mexican name
hey juan. hey juan,dude were is juan
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The best person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. He will always be by your side and fine ways to make you smile. He is the most romantic loving person, always holding your hand and kissing your hair. He's basically completely perfect. A guy with real feelings and will know how to make you feel good on your worst days and feel like you're worth way more than you think. You will always feel like the luckiest girl in his presence. He also loves navy blue and has the sexiest smile you will ever see.
You want to meet someone with a heart of gold, make sure his name is Juan.
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by Cuban Melly June 20, 2016
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Juan is someone who always tries to make people laugh. He looks crispy and crunchy like nachos because he's Mexican. People always confuse him for a taco. People also think his name is spelled like the number 1. Juan is very cute and people should name their kids that name.
Did you order tacos? No I ordered one *Juan* nacho.
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet, has soft brown eyes, and light skin. Always makes you worry about whether or not other girls like him too. Is sarcastic, makes you gaze across the room, and slightly skiddish around you. Your heart skips a beat when you see him, he is truly perfect in his own way!
by Tiblet October 05, 2016
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John in Spanish, A Mexican guy that is loving and caring.
Your dad should be a Juan.
by JNRD51 January 17, 2016
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