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15.
Juan is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan is basically perfect.
" I love you Juan <3 "
by 1.24.14 <3 August 23, 2014
 
16.
the most common name in the mexican language.usually verry popular at school.is very talented at soccer.ladies man and is good at sex.pleasures the women.a fine as guy with a big penis
ohh my god he was so good at sex! i think his name was juan kuz he sure was one
by redrum murder March 30, 2009
 
17.
Most commonly known for his deep hatred towards the mother of his child. However, this tiny dark creature can have a change of heart every 2 - months in which he makes amens with his inner demons
Juan, two, three, four
by the a team February 03, 2014
 
18.
Always wants sympathy. Always has a problem. Never there when you need him.
"Sorry but I have a lot going on and you will have to take care of whatever unimportant problems you have."

That is so Juan.
by BronxLatinaGirl August 24, 2011
 
19.
A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ.

Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)
TF Nigga, is you bein Juan now?
by OhShizzImCuteee April 18, 2011
 
20.
A sausage muncher who googles naked pictures of his mom in his spare time. You can observe him in his natural habitat of the Mexican badlands munching on cinnamon almonds and stalking Facebook profiles when he finds internet connection. His sidekick is a black bear named Buddy.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
Beth: Man, I don't know what to wear tonight
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
by Priscilla Willow July 27, 2011
 
21.
a very commonly used mexican name
hey juan. hey juan,dude were is juan
by pacoxs July 12, 2006