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It is a prank that is considered brutal and very mean. The purpose for making such prank can either be to harm the person mentally, or for the mere enjoyment of watching others suffer
'Mike : Yo, did you hear about the juan i pulled in the girl's bathroom?

'Kyle : dude, the whole school knows. Nice juan man!'
by Craziekid January 10, 2010
 
1.
The number before two.
Juan (1), 2, 3, ....
by Y0U_KN0W September 27, 2008
 
2.
Possibly the coolest name you can have.
The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation.
It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day.
The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid.
The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
Juan already did that!
I wish I was as cool as Juan!
When I grow up, I want to be just as cool as Juan.
Juan is my hero.
by John Cousin March 20, 2008
 
3.
Super delicious male humanoid. And incredible in bed.
Juaaan.. Oh, Juann..
by SoarMouthh June 18, 2009
 
4.
Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch! Stubborn as fuck though! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer! ;D but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juan's the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go!!!
Juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute!
I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario
by Megan <3s U! November 16, 2011
 
5.
smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA
Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse
by apache_princess1 April 20, 2008
 
6.
Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected

Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"
Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
by Charles Olson November 08, 2006
 
7.
The most adorable boy you will ever meet. He's a huge dork and you will love him forever if you meet him. He's basically completely perfect. He's a real guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile on your worst days and feel like you're worth way more than you think. The only thing is he'll make you worry nonstop! You will never want to leave his side.
Person 1: Oh my god, I just met the most perfect person ever!
Person 2: Must be a Juan.
by pio_pio September 10, 2011