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To be extremely hairy and lack full movement of both eye balls when intoxicated.

To play flirtatious mind games with your brother, while looking your dog in the face with a sensual sexual one eyed stare.
"I just Jr. Macked the shit out of my bro Danny and damn it was fun!"

"That poor guy was hit right in the eye balls... he was Jr. Mack'd before he even knew it."
by Stephy Sac December 06, 2009

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