Top Definition
1. A funny white girl with a huge ass whose sexy and likes to argue; with her bad temper and a firery personality.
2. The most awesome person in the world.
3. the coolest woman you will ever meet.
1. "hey asshole! Don't fuck around with me; my name is JOVIE!"
2. "Wow, that girl is cool; her name must be jovie."
by Linda F October 05, 2008
3 more definitions
Jovies are big sweethearts. She's cute, funny, and just amazing. Jovies are pretty huge nerds when it comes to games or books or shows. She's pretty shy sometimes but when you get to know her, she is the life of the party. At times she can get violent and chase after you. And other times, she's there for you to cheer you up and make you smile. Jovies are overall the most coolest friend you can ever have. And you can just never get tired of her because she is just so darn adorable.
Bob: oh look it's Jovie!
Bob: nah Jovie is such a sweetheart!
by Cuddlesbunni March 31, 2015
Jovie is a combo word meaning "joke envy". It is used when a friend makes a funny joke that you wish you would have made, or was on the tip of your tongue when they said it.

It can also be used when someone does a prank or goof that you wish you would have thought of first.

Expressing jovie to a friend conveys that you are just as funny as them and also conveys a respect for their jokery or goofery.
You know, when I woke up to the cat butthole air freshener dangling in my face, at first I thought I was angry, but then I realized that I just had extreme jovie. Why didn't I think of that?
by starsatnoon September 07, 2009
1.<EM>Slang,Sometimes Derogatory</EM>:Jehovah's Witness.
"I know her!", Kate said in a malicious voice. " I HATE her! She's a Jovie."
by D.D. February 13, 2005

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