The bitch of the team or the fall guy. Most often happens to be a minority.
Also a drop out who works at Ross aka failer in life
Shity lacrosse player
Almost as bad as being a Taylor Fredrick
Player 1- Fails to score
Jovian- Is Observing
Coach: God dam it Jovian!!!
Give me a mother fucking lap
Jovian: But i didn't do anything
Coach: Make it 12 laps
Player 1: HAHA
1. An adjective meaning very good or interesting. Instead of saying cool, say jovian.
2. In relation to Jupiter.
1. NYC is totally jovian.
2. Jovian moons are constantly being discovered.
A Whalley Wigger, straight outta Surrey who is inspired by k-feds wangsta boo life style.
As we were driving to the mall we noticed a jovian coming out of the Guildford Walmart, wearing gangta boo chains straight from the dollar max.
Line of coke or 'fix'
'pick up a jovian', 'get me a jovian', 'i did a jovian'